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Smiles are Free - Feed the Soul - Promote a Healthy Body - Best of All, are Contagious Hope you get a chuckle or two and pass it on! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Observation -- The National Anthem -- To all singers good and bad. Read the words. Understand their meaning. Realize it isn't about you nor your skills. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he is 97 and we have no idea were he is. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you know, dolphins are so smart, that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I had been vacuuming the hearth when I accidentally pickup a live ember. I turned around to see the vacuum cleaner ablaze. Thinking quickly now, I turned the vacuum off and took it outside. Then I rushed back inside to make sure the house wasn't on fire. There was minimal damage to the carpet and a chair but all in all, it is good that God watches over fools. Later the same day, my daughter-in-law and I were going shopping. As we drove in from the country, we passed an area where there had been a grass fire. I stated someone must have thrown a lit cigarette out of a passing car. To which my daughter-in-law replied, or a vacuum cleaner. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth |
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